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"Who was that?" asked Goku, once again scratching the back of his head. (A/N: exactly how much head 'n shoulders do you think this guy uses??)
Piccolo recovered, rather quickly, and shook his head slowly.
It was a fact, Goku was hopeless.
"Nevermind," hissed my pine tree.
"DDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!"
"Wonderful" was my pear's growl, "Just wonderful."
"Hey Dad," Gohan's voice called from outside.
"IN HERE SON!" Goku yelled back.
Piccolo's hands flew to his ears. Growling, he stalked over to a nearby wall, one without a hole, and leaned against it for a well needed meditation.
*twilight music plays* Ladies and Gentlemen. You are about to enter the mind of the once, sadistic man. Er, Namek... Well, the guy was bent on taking over the world, so, yeah... *clears throat*
A man... Namek, that has fused several times.
*looks off camera*
What? Whatda ya mean they canceled.
*voices from on set*
SHE SAID WHAT!!
*more voices*
WHAT DOES SHE MEAN I SUCK!!
*several more voices*
WHY I OUGHTA
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*authoress appears in a comfy looking chair in a professionally looking black business suit*
"I'm sorry to report that we're having some technical difficulties. Seems Twilight dude didn't fit in as well as I thought. So, I'll be your entertainment for the next few minutes."
*picks up papers from space pocket*
"Now... So far we've found that Piccolo hasn't had a very good day. And, we've also found the numerous pet names he can be called."
*clears throat*
"It also seems our Green Man attracts more than just the ladies."
*grins evilly*
*notices readers*
"Erm, author moment there."
*heh heh*
*twilight music is still playing*
*voices from off set *
"Oh, well it seems we can get back to the fic."
*more voices *
"Whatda ya MEAN we can't find a replacement!!"
*voices* "
"HE SAID WHAT!"
*more voices*
"WHY I OUGHTA......................."
*smiles sheepishly*
"Well, dear readers. Seems I'll be filling in for this little segment."
*twilight music still playing*
"WILL SOMEONE TURN OFF THAT BLASTED MUSIC"
*record scratching*
"There now. Anyway, you are about to enter PikleVision. This also answers the question as to why Piccolo REALLY meditates."
*voices *
"Oh, shut up already!"
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{inside Piccolo's head}
Kami: Ah, the joys of father and son.
Piccolo: How would you know?
Nail: Reminds me of my brothers and I on Namek.
Piccolo: Don't interrupt.
Nail: Humph, you're just jealous.
Piccolo: Jealous of what!
Nail: Plus, I'm sick of you two arguing.
Kami: Oh come on. You can't fool us Piccolo.
Nail: Yeah, we're in your head.
Piccolo: Don't remind me.
Kami: I'll tell you one thing I didn't like, Heethen.
Nail: Yeah, that dude freaked me out.
Piccolo: At least he didn't touch you...
Kami: And how does Mr. Popo know him?
Piccolo: Probably one of his drug buddies.
Kami: Piccolo, we talked about that. Popo's clean. He's been through therapy and rehab.
Piccolo: Twice.
Kami: PICCOLO!
Nail: Dude, what are drugs?
Kami: Addictive substances that are bad for your health.
Nail: So, that's bad?
Piccolo: They get in the way of training.
Nail: So, that's bad...?
Kami: Didn't that happen to Gohan?
Piccolo: He does NOT belong in the same conversation as your assistant.
Nail: He was your assistant?!
Kami: Everyone has faults. Second chances are always needed.
Piccolo: He was an alcoholic too.
Nail: A what?
Kami: Piccolo...
Piccolo: I'm talking old man...
Nail: Uh, hello...
Piccolo/Kami: SHUTUUUUPPPPP!!!
Nail: Touché
Piccolo: NOW I'm irritated.
Kami: Your always irritated.
Piccolo: Maybe because YOU'RE in my HEAD!
Kami: Ain't my fault.
Nail: Guys...
Kami: Face it Piccolo, he's like a son to you.
Piccolo: Where did THAT come from?!
Nail: I do have the power to take over this body, ya know...
Piccolo: How would I know? I've never had a kid...
Kami: That's why you're jealous.
Piccolo: Old man, you better not be getting Alzheimer's cause this is my brain.
Nail: Oh boy...
Kami: HOW DARE YOU! I'M NAMEK! NOT A PART OF THIS TWO BIT...
Piccolo: Oh, so the guardian of earth's true feelings finally come out.
Nail: Uh, guys, whatda we do about Dende? I mean, the dude's...
Kami: You're puttin words in my mouth again.
Piccolo: YOU'RE MOUTH! This is MY body! You're nuthin but neural energy.
Nail: If drugs and alcohol are supposed to make you crazy...
Kami: NAIL! Are you now on Mr. Popo's back too?
Nail: ................. Dude, that did NOT sound right.
Piccolo: Kami, keep your neuron memories to yourself, I don't even wonna know.
Kami: I didn't mean it like that.
Piccolo: Sure...
Nail: Ah man, I can't believe I'm in the same brain space as you.
Kami: The feelings mutual.
Piccolo: At least you don't feel his presence.
Nail: You've never been in subconscious space with em.
Piccolo: Don't tell me.
Kami: Yes, well, about Dende.
Piccolo: Oh no you don't. Old man, have you lost what little you have.
Nail: Uh, Piccolo, that didn't sound right either.
Piccolo: DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A SEXUAL INUENDO WITH YOU!
Kami: Nail, what have I told you about watching Au...
Piccolo: WHAT?!
Nail: Nothing. He said nothing.
Piccolo: Nail, is that why Dende talked about sleepwalking.
Nail: Uh...
Kami: Well, at first I thought it was harmless. After all, he is asexual. But now I'm not so sure...
Piccolo: Tell me what's going on.
Nail: Kami's lost what he had... *laughs*
Piccolo: Old man...
Kami: Will you quit with that name already, it's irritating.
Piccolo: Fine you old f...
Nail: *starts humming funky 60's tune *
Piccolo: ...........
Kami: Guess I shouldn't have let him watch it after all...
Piccolo: Old man...
Kami: I said...
Nail: *in funky British accent* Do I make you horny baby?
Piccolo: What the...
Kami: What have I said about language Piccolo?
Nail: Do I?
Piccolo: What the...
Kami: Piccolo...
Nail: Ooops.
Piccolo: Nail, what was that?
Nail: Um, I made it up.
Piccolo: No you didn't. Gohan loves those movies.
Kami: Really...
Nail: What movies? *nervous voice*
Piccolo: He made me sit down and watch those. It makes me glad I'm not human.
Kami: Did he make you, or did he ask you and you caved in.
Piccolo: Old man...
Kami: *in irritated voice* I told you...
Piccolo: Fine you old fa...
Kami: I DON'T WONNA BE CALLED THAT EITHER!
Nail: Gohan likes Austin Powers?
Piccolo: Just where do you get off?! I'll have you know I don't give into anything! Or one!
Nail: Yeah babbbyyy!
Piccolo: Nail...
Kami: Guess it doesn't matter what your body function is. The mind can get preetty dirt-ty.
Nail: Sorry baaabyy, Ah got stuck in ur dirty pillows.
Piccolo: Now that part was not funny.
Kami: You laugh?
Nail: Swedish enlarger, HA! *laughs hysterically*
Piccolo: I'm going to kill that kid...
Kami: Which one?
Piccolo: Both.
Kami: Why?
Piccolo: Kid one is making me go to that new movie. Goldmember. Disgusting.
Nail: OH MY KAMI! WE'RE GOING!
Kami: Did someone call me?
Nail: Wonder if Dende'd like it.
Piccolo: Okay, that's enough conversation. I'm shutting you out
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