A/N: Just to note, this song is owned and sung by the wonderful Tenacious D. It's supposed to represent a fight at the World Tournament. The narrator is Trunks, and obviously, the other one is Goten.
Tribute
[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best fight in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago, me and my friend Goten here,
We were fighting at a big and noisy stadium.
All of a sudden, there shined a bulging fighter... in the middle... of the ring.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Have the best fight in the world, or I'll eat your bones." (Bones)
[Spoken]
Well me and Goten, we looked at each other,
And we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we fought the first moves that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Fight in the World, it was the Best Fight in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow,
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the man was stunned.
Big stomp went his booted foot,
And the man was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but Sai-
Yans!"
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Fight in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the Greatest Fight in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to the Greatest Fight in the World,
All right! It was the best muthaf***in' fight the greatest fight in the world
[2-pat skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The fight we had on that fateful night, it didn't actually look anything like this fight.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f**k! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]
All Right! All Right!
