I sit on the train and stare out of the window at the countryside flying past. As I sit in my own little dream world, I feel a cold, metal 'something' press into the back of my neck *oh hell!*
I turn around to see a masked man holding a gun. The train slows to a stop, and all of the other passengers are thrown out of the door *why would they want me?* The train starts moving again and I am left alone with the man in the ironed mask *the mask was completely creaseless ok?*
"OK!" I say, getting impatient. "What do you dopes want? If it's money, I only have five quid!" *sniff*
The man smiles.
"Just five quid? You're useless then."
He puts three bullets into his gun, primes it and holds it against my head. There is an explosion, and air rushes into the carriage.
I look up, and see a man surrounded by golden light stepping into the carriage.
The light clears and I see a tall man with greeny blue eyes, a sharp face and golden hair. I recognise the face, but the eyes and hair?
He runs in, and two more men in masks emerge from the next carriage and grab his shirt. He keeps running and the material rips as he keeps coming toward me, the tatters falling from him, revealing his muscles *oh yeah!*
Another man grabs his trouser leg *pleasepleaseplease!*, and the material rips from below the knee *damn*. Yet another man grabs the material of his trousers, but 'Golden Boy' grabs his wrist and pulls him off *awww no!*
"Listen," he says in a VERY sexy voice. "You've already torn my best shirt to rags and torn my trouser leg in half. Do me a favour, leave the rest of my clothes intact and save my dignity!" He throws the man across the carriage.
He walks up to me, pulls the gun out of the man in the ironed mask's hand, and bends it into a paperclip with one hand. He then knocks the man unconscious with one blow, and helps me to my feet *sigh*. He gives a sigh of relief and his looks change. His hair turns lilac and his eyes blue and shiny like a night sky *blue background with shiny stars, get it?*
"Trunks!" I gasp. He smiles and holds me in a tight, warm hug *heaven!*
Trunks' eyes suddenly open wide as he stares at the seat. I turn around and see... a bomb!! And there are only 20 seconds until it blows up *I was enjoying myself without the bomb thanks very much!*
Trunks thinks for a moment, and then he leans down and scoops me off my feet. He walks up to the edge of the carriage, and jumps out. He flies off with me in his arms, just as the train goes "BOOM!"
*Isn't it sooooooo romantic*.
